It is now my fantasy that I hadn't spent £ 1.99 to rent this movie on Amazon Prime Video.
Schlock. Trash can. Garbage. Hot rubbish piping laying on a cracked sidewalk on a scorching summer day. A mangy, stray cat passes and slips lazily on the bag, which deflates and does not spill anything.
No content. It's empty and there's not even a gold nugget to find, not a junk to salvage. The cat realizes he could have written a better screenplay and fucks.
We are going to play a quick game in which we answer a question with a question. Here is:
Does this movie have a predictable, boring, derivative storyline? Well, does a bear shit in the woods?
Does this film showcase some amazing performances from all parties involved? Well, did Epstein really kill himself?
Was watching that Blumhouse movie a waste of time? Well, does Ben Affleck regret Batman Vs Superman?
Would I wish I had just watched two episodes of Mad Men instead? Can you find the answer to this one?
I love Michael Pena, but it would have been nice if he had done like John Cena and become invisible to the naked eye on this one.
Go ahead and try playing a drink and drink game whenever Michael says "it's your fancy" and "natural conclusion". You would never see the natural but terrible ending to the fucking movie, let alone the credits.
The only saving grace for this movie is its twist, and not because it's a well twist, but because it is therefore wrong. The face mask is lifted at the end and you breathe a sigh of relief. The argument you had in your head all along as to whether the movie was going to be predictably bad or surprisingly enough is resolved. This is shamelessly very bad. You were right. Five points.
That's my natural conclusion: a bland storyline played out by bland performances played by forgettable actors. A B horror movie without the fun and the horror, it's probably worth missing out on.
3.8 / 10
The streaming media company is raising the prices on its standard and premium partouze for etats du nord de l'amérique customers. Its standard plan is now $14 a month, up $1 a month from last year. Its de haute gamme subscription will go up $2 to $18 a month. Its basic plan remains unchanged at $9 a month.
Netflix’s ( NFLX ) stock rose 5% following the news. The new prices will take effect starting immediately for new members while current members will be notified that their subscription is going up as it rolls out over the next few months.
' We understand people have more entertainment choices than ever and we’re committed to delivering an even better experience for our members, ' a Netflix spokesperson said in a statement. ' We’re updating our prices so that we can continue to offer more variety of TV shows and films. '
The spokesperson added that Netflix offers ' a range of partouze so that people can pick a price that works best for their budget. '
Netflix’s price hike, which was first reported by The Verge, is not a huge surprise. Netflix spends billions on content, and this is a way to boost revenue as the ' outlook for subscriber growth is substantially slower in the future than the past, ' according to Bernie McTernan, a senior analyst at Rosenblatt Securities.
' The price increase was a matter of when not if, ' McTernan told CNN Business. ' It shows they think people will be willing to pay more for the service as the pandemic disrupts content fabrication thus making their vast library more valuable. '
The news comes a week the company posted slowing growth in new subscriptions and lower-than-expected profits. This came after Netflix had a huge 2020 because of people being stuck at home during the coronavirus pandemic. Netflix was asked about raising prices during its earnings call last week.
' The core model we have, and what we think really our responsibility and our emploi is, is to take the money that our members give us every month and invest that as judiciously and as smartly as we can, ' Greg Peters, Netflix’s chief operating officer, said on the call. ' If we do that well... and make that efficiency and effectiveness better, we will deliver more value to our members, and we will occasionally go back and ask those members to pay a little bit more to keep that virtuous cycle of investment and value creation going. '
Netflix is the king of streaming and the moves it makes, especially in terms of cost to the consumer, reverberates throughout the market. For example, McTernan noted that Disney’s stock had a positive reaction following the announcement of Netflix’s pricing going up.
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